I believe this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- I really need to change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a flock of chickens came out under a building. They were running all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
You guys won't believe what just occurred. , I kid you not, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I attempt click here to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?